Calling for Back-Up

Tomorrow is the big day. At precisely 7:30am CST I will be going under the knife, or the laser, or whatever it is they decide to do to me. I will be out cold so I won't really have a say in the matter. I'll have a tube down my throat, so I won't even be able to cough/talk the words STOP THAT if they do something I don't approve of. I'll just lie there, naked, with my inncoent flesh exposed to all their instruments of devilry. And so I ask you, Internet friends and lurkers...and even you spammers, think of me if you happen to be awake at such a ghastly hour. And if you get the notion that something is awry, please cough QUIT IT loudly enough for the medical professionals to hear. I'm counting on you.