Riddle Me This

If you are a man, and you read this blog, please tell me....

1. Do you know how to replace a roll of toilet paper?
2. Do you know how to shut kitchen cabinets?
3. Do you know where the toothpaste goes once you are finished with it?
4. Do you know how to operate dresser drawers, including the "shut" function?
5. Do you know where the dirty clothes basket is?

My office is currently in an old haunted house, so the bathroom I use is uni-sex. I'm only saying that so you don't think all of these questions are pointed directly at Ryan. Perfect Ryan is still perfect, although "shutting things" is sometimes beyond his grasp. But he's so CUTE!