Since I'm an "author", and I'm currently writing Book #2, how should I feel about my first book being offered on Amazon.com for fifty cents?
Fifty cents....it's like a yard sale book you buy as a joke for a co-worker.
(For a visual, look down and to the right. Amazon.com is working hard to boost my ego.)
UPDATE: Check it out - someone must have purchased my $0.50 book because now I'm up to $0.99! WOO!! Pretty soon I'll be on the New York Times Bestseller's List!