Minnie has a crush on Dr. J.D.
But he never calls. This makes Minnie cry.
Wail, actually.
Then she gets depressed.
I've told her to stop TIVOing Scrubs episodes as this only makes the pain worse. She does not listen. J.D.! she says. J.Deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.!!
Ahhhh, youth.