A strange meme that I stole from
SecondHandGods.
What kind of soap is in your bathtub?Scum.
HaHa, and some body wash - Oil of Olay I think? It can make Ryan look younger too.
Do you have any watermelon in your refrigerator?No.
What would you change about your living room?I would add a giant flat screen over the fireplace.
Are the dishes in your dishwasher clean or dirty?Dirty. But last night I came home and discovered that Ryan had run the dishwasher. He's full of surprises.
What is in your refrigerator?Leftover Hamburger Helper - Ryan's choice. Butter and eggs for making cookies tonight. Apples. Tostitos Spinach Dip, which I like to call AWESOME. Diet Sunkist and Diet A&W Root Beer. Tortillas. Cheese.
White or wheat bread?Wheat.
What is on top of your refrigerator?Dust. Blue canisters that are empty. Dog treats. Stale cereal.
What color or design is on your shower curtain?White with see-through holes. I like to know what's coming.
How many plants are in your home?I haven't yet figured out how to keep something alive inside the house.
Is your bed made right now?Never.
Comet or Soft Scrub?Soft Scrub and Method cleaning stuff from Target.
Is your closet organized?Is YOURS?
Do you drink out of glass or plastic most of the time at home?Glass. Or a can.
Do you have iced tea made in a pitcher right now?No, but I do have pink lemonade.
If you have a garage, is it cluttered?Ryan and I have a very strict rule that we should ALWAYS park our cars in the garage. That is what a garage is for. Parking cars. Not the driveway. Not the street. You should park IN the garage. And we do.
Curtains or blinds?Blinds.
How many pillows do you sleep with?Two.
Do you sleep with any lights on at night?No, I like it dark.
How often do you vacuum?Ideally once a week. Or, when dog hair starts floating through the air. My friend Tiffany vacuums EVERY. DAY. She even did this in college in her 6x6 dorm room. I do not vacuum every day.
Standard toothbrush or electric?Standard.
What color is your toothbrush?Pink.
Do you have a welcome mat on your front porch?Yes, a Christmas one with three snowmen. My brother Drew was here last weekend and when he saw it he called his wife and said "take back the rug we got Jo, she already has it on her front porch."
What is in your oven right now?The anticipation of cookies.
Is there anything under your bed?Duck clothes.
Chore you hate doing the most?Grocery shopping. Getting my car tags renewed.
What retro items are in your home?If by "retro" you mean hand-me-down furniture, then, a lot.
Do you have a separate room that you use as an office?If by "office" you mean "junk room that also has a desk in it" then yes, yes I do.
How many mirrors are in your home?Too many. Or maybe it's not enough?
What color are your walls?Kitchen is bright blue and I LOVE it. Bedroom is half-painted red and I will be changing it very very soon. Guest bath is green and I love it as well. Everything else is kind of a blah beige.
Do you keep any kind of protection weapons in your home?Minnie Dog the Brave.
What does your home smell like right now?The anticipation of cookies.
Favorite candle scent?Not flowers.
What kind of pickles (if any) are in your refrigerator right now?I don't like pickles.
What color is your favorite Bible?Ok, a lot of these questions have been weird, but this one is almost stalker-ish weird.
Ever been on your roof?Ryan won't allow it.
Do you have a stereo?I'm a marketing director at a record company, of course I do.
How many TVs do you have?Two, but still waiting for that flat screen. Did you hear that Santa? FLAT. SCREEN.
How many house phones?We are a cellular family.
Do you have a housekeeper?HAHahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHahahahahahA
HAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
What style do you decorate in?I read Domino magazine and think "hey, that's a good idea, I should do that!"....and that's about as far as it gets. But I have good intentions.
Do you like solid colors in furniture or prints?I haven't bought any grown-up furniture yet but I think I would pick a solid.
Is there a smoke detector in your house?Many. And they are currently POSSESSED with the Devil himself. We've had to turn the breaker off just to get them to shut up.
In case of fire, what are the items in your house which you'd grab if you could make only one trip?Minnie Dog and photo albums.
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