-Last night I hosted Boo Bunco at Illingworth Manor. Halloween parties in November rule. Uh-huh.
-Pushing Daises is not on tonight due to the Country Music Industry congratulating themselves. Boo.
-This weekend I went to Birmingham with 40 of my co-workers. On a bus. For staff retreat. And on the way the bus broke down. In the middle of the night. On the side of the road in the middle of nowhere in the FREEZING cold. With 40 of my co-workers. We got home at 5:30. In the morning.
-My sister-in-law Kellie just informed me that she already started decorating her house for Christmas. She BEAT me. I've got to step up my game. To get Ryan on board with the decorating I must woo him with eggnog. That dude is a fool for eggnog.
-Have you heard about Special K Chocolatey Delight? Because I might marry it. FOR LIFE.
-I hate getting the oil changed in my car. Hate.
-Today I heard a dirty dirty vicious rumor that if this writer's strike does not cease and desist this instant, the new season of Lost might be postponed until February 2009. If that scenario actually plays out I think we all know what will happen to me. I. Will. Die.